Additional Words of Wisdom

I hope you enjoy this next installment.

1. A simple story about a farmer, a pirate, a princess and a Wookie captured the imagination of 7 year old boys the world over.
2. No matter what anyone says Orange flavored Mad Dog is horrible.
3. Orange scented shampoo is the worst shampoo on the market the morning after drinking Mad Dog.
4. When your best friend is also your bully, it's time to find a new friend.
5. It's amazing how sad and reminiscent one becomes the day you find out the elementary school that you, your father and your grandfather attended is closing.
6. An interesting phenomenon occurs in the freezer, frozen cool whip mysteriously evaporates, it's never eaten by the oldest child.
7. Cocker Spaniels have an uncanny ability to open the refrigerator and grab fudge stripes at will, they are never eaten by the oldest child.
8. Sometimes the longest and best friendships can start off with a disappointing question like "Who's Ted?"

Until next time,